Mobflix Haikus
Godfather Haiku – Horse head in his bed / Johnny Fontane gets movie / Director relents
Godfather Haiku – Luca Brasi sleeps / An offer he can’t refuse / It was Barzini
Godfather Haiku – The hit on Paulie / Leave gun, take cannoli / Loyal Clemenza
Godfather Haiku - Daughter’s wedding day / No request can be refused / Will you be my friend?
Godfather Haiku - Michael thwarts whacking / No one at the hospital / Roughed up war hero
Godfather Haiku - Michael’s broken jaw / Cop and Turk whacked at dinner / Michael on the lam
Godfather Haiku - Debts settled today / Tessio betrays Michael / It was Barzini
Godfather Haiku - All debts are settled / Day of nephew’s baptism / Enemies silenced
Godfather Haiku - Michael’s heart turns cold / A ruthless Don he becomes / The new Godfather
Godfather Haiku - Michael finds true love / A marriage in Italy / Widower Michael
Godfather Haiku - Cleans out the bad blood / We go to the mattresses / Clemenza cooks sauce
Godfather Haiku - Whacked in a parked car / Carlo must pay for Sonny / Connie is widowed
Godfather II Haiku - Fredo runs the joint / Entrap Senator Geary / Hooker dead on bed
Godfather II Haiku - Hyman Roth business / Johnny Ola calls / Got the wrong number
Godfather II Haiku – Nevada fishing / Fredo says his Hail Mary’s / Fredo casts his fate
Godfather II Haiku - I knew it was you / Fredo betrays his brother / Michael’s heart broken
Godfather II Haiku – Business in Cuba / We’re bigger than U.S. Steel / Castro makes his move
Godfather II Haiku - A lot of buffers / Testify before Congress / Chi Chi gives it up
Pulp Fiction Haiku – Zed is dead, baby / Get Medieval on your ass / What happened to Zed?
Pulp Fiction Haiku – Execution looms / That is a tasty burger / Jules quotes the bible
Casino Haiku – Nicky goes too far / The Bosses have had enough / Buried with the corn
Casino Haiku – Bulging eyes pop out / Tony Doggs’ head in a vice / This for Charlie M?
Casino Haiku - Another marker / Don Rickles Beaten with phone / Nicky places bet
Goodfellas Haiku – Biggest New York Heist / Maury never gets a dime / The Lufthansa job
Goodfellas Haiku – Made man disappears / Go home and get your shine box / Billy Batts gets whacked
Goodfellas Haiku - Whacked in a pink car / Carbone thawed for autopsy / Jimmy keeps money
Scarface Haiku – Cocaine on his desk / My little friend says hello / Face down in fountain
Scarface Haiku - Cigar bubble bath / Look at that pelican fly / Come on pelican!
Scarface Haiku - A drug deal gone bad / Chainsawed limbs in the bathroom / Tony gets revenge
Scarface Haiku - Omar and Tony / Pushed from a helicopter / Sosa whacks Omar
Scarface Haiku - Frank & Mel are dead / Car dealership backroom hit / Tony gets Frank’s girl
Scarface Haiku - You can’t shoot a cop / Mel’s first class ticket to hell / Who says your a cop?
Scarface Haiku - Hit at the nightclub / Don’t get high on own supply / Tony takes over
Miller’s Crossing Haiku – Do the boss’s girl? / Murder her weasel brother? / Tom, look in your heart! (Courtesy of http://www.myleftfootloose.com)
Godfather Haiku - On this the day of / my daughter’s wedding, leave gun / take the canoli (Courtesy of http://www.myleftfootloose.com
Crank Haiku - Poisoned while asleep / Find killer before he dies / Shootout on the roof
Beverly Hills Cop Haiku - Cops on night stake out / Banana in the tailpipe / Fell for it again
Sopranos Haiku - Managing his crew / New Jersey is his domain / Tony Soprano
The Sting Haiku - Mob Boss double-cross / Paul Newman, Robert Redford / Con-Men play the game
October 6, 2008 at 8:42 pm
i love, love, love these!
December 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I was watching the movie